A pompously over written , woke -heavy meandering Frankenstein of film,stitched together with pretentious ideas conceived on a bad night of cocaine and too much Nietsche.Acting so dire that you can almost hear the QUOTING THE SCRIPT as though still practicing for the real thing.Irksome at best and agonizing at worst.
Cheap and empty film,must have cost about 16 dollars to make.Wooden acting,inane repetitious dialogue with laughable cod wanna be profound accents.Hams never stank more than this runt of a porker.
what utterly self conscious, puerile, post lord of the Rings rubbish, full of rock video atmospherics and poses, with dialogue slowed down to a painfully ponderous crawl, its all props and Significant Green tinged lighting, with our sullen dreary Gawain carrying out his Who Cares Anymore quest.
A truly vapid take on a deeply profound medieval tale, an example of how low brow stage craft and an all inclusive wooden hero can can turn gold into lead.
Asinine and devoid of anything resembling human emotion, this film may appeal to dormant snake keepers living with their mums.
Witty and humane, with a streak of absurd satire...I love your site, it's full of gems, but I cannot stand your smug adjective junkie reviewer, it's such pompous drivel that he/she writes. Agony to read.
an incendiary bomb on the senses.Hauntingly beautiful a raw edges poignant visceral blend of Alice in Wonderland In a Conrad Hell.
Audacious yet with the ne of tender moments the short stories reflect a violent ego transported to to the vulnerable to corruption African West Coast.The bloated bilious nature of the death dealing Europeans all flawed and tainted is well handled , there is no White Bashing here.The humour is shockingly dark and refreshing inits brave portrait of the chaos inflicted upon the wide eyed recipients of The European King's wet dream for a Slice OF Africa.my fave film in a year.
A truly vapid take on a deeply profound medieval tale, an example of how low brow stage craft and an all inclusive wooden hero can can turn gold into lead.
Asinine and devoid of anything resembling human emotion, this film may appeal to dormant snake keepers living with their mums.
Audacious yet with the ne of tender moments the short stories reflect a violent ego transported to to the vulnerable to corruption African West Coast.The bloated bilious nature of the death dealing Europeans all flawed and tainted is well handled , there is no White Bashing here.The humour is shockingly dark and refreshing inits brave portrait of the chaos inflicted upon the wide eyed recipients of The European King's wet dream for a Slice OF Africa.my fave film in a year.